Quotes of the Day

In midst of the final stretch, here is a big dose of cynicism triple shot espresso.

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron --
My God, perhaps I am!

--Anonymous rhyme

Sentiment that I share constantly and consistently...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office

--Robert Frost

HA, in my case it's probably the classroom

Sometime I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet -- and making meetings end.

--Robert Orben

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. NOw he's miserable and depressed.

--David Frost

Ok....I'm officially distracted enough to actually stop fooling around now.